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Sell the Vatican, Feed the World.

Sarah Silverman = Amazing. 

Thanks Matt.

Sarah throws a little shade...

On Sunday night the MTV Movie Awards were on and the always funny and often politically incorrect Sarah Silverman hosted. I think Sarah is absolutely awesome. I fell in love with her after watching her show called Jesus is Magic. A source of amusement during the evening was Paris Hilton and her pending jail time. (Paris actually went to prison and turned herself in immediately following the show.) During her opening monologue Sarah mentioned that Paris was headed to prison which received thunderous applause. She continued on to say "As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises." Sarah paused and continued saying "I think it's wrong, too. I just worry that she's going to break her teeth on those things." Yikes! If Paris were the fighting kind, I'd have to say that those were fightin' words. Sarah might wanna watch her back though - jail is tough and you can learn a lot while in the clink. Oh who am I kidding? Enjoy. xox.