So unless you are living in a cave, it's no news that last night Britney went a little bonkers, held her child hostage in a room in her home and was later apprehended and taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital for medical psychological treatment. There are times when you wanna make jokes and speculate on what in the hell is going on with our dear Britney Spears. There are other times when it's best to sit back and let someone who does it so well cover it for you. :-)
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Taken directly from Gawker.com who asks the question -
What Was Britney On Last Night, Anyway?
Answer: We don't know! But will that stop us from guessing? Never!
Our diagnosis: 
WAS IT ACETAMINOPHEN? We know for a fact that Britney has two little headaches running around all day, so no doubt she probably pops a Tylenol now and then. Howevs, side effects don't normally include an overwhelming desire to prevent bodyguards from taking back custody of your children. We're going with NO.
WAS IT POT? Anyone who's seen Britney knows her fingers are oft-laced with Cheedle [Ed. Note - Rich Hall, where art thou?]. And, obvs, we've all seen this video. But we think that her grass-smoking days stopped when K. Fed exited stage left. Hence, we're going with NO.
WAS IT ECSTASY? Hmmm, she was spotted smiling in the ambulance. And E -- do the kids still call it that? -- does make you smile a lot. But then again, there were no reports of lollipops spilling out of her pockets or any odd requests for the ambulance driver to play some Oakenfold. We're going with NO.
WAS IT COCAINE? According to PageSix.com, she locked herself in her bathroom when authorities arrived. What could she have been doing in there? From our experiences dealing with people with the sniffles, they do go to the bathroom a lot. But when they come out, they don't go "completely psycho", they just talk a lot faster. So we're gonna go with NO to blow. 
WAS SHE SOBER? If you are prone to read the bargain basement glossies like Life & Style, you might believe she wasn't on anything at all. Call us crazy, but we're also going with NO on that one.
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Thank you, Gawker.com - You rock as a rule. I don't know what to think about all this! What I do know is that Brit Brit has kicked off the year with a BANG! Sadly, her life is 100 times more entertaining than anything she has ever done on stage. Is there a way back home? We shall see.
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