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HELP BETTY!

 Would you like Saturday Night Live to ask the brilliant Betty White to host the show this season? Well, you are not alone. A Facebook Fan Page has been created to let it be known that we wanna see Betty utter those famous words "LIVE FROM NEW YORK. IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!" There are over 320,000 fans at this point which is more fans than the SNL Fan Page has. I would LOVE to see this happen. If you would as well then BECOME A FAN NOW. Go Betty!

Wiig + Timberlake = Good times.

Ya know I'm a fan of Kristen Wiig, y'all. She is brilliant. I loved her new Target Lady skit with Mr. Timberlake over the weekend. I actually didn't see it this past weekend but got to catch up on it when I returned from sunny and lovely Las Vegas. In case you missed it you can see it below. Love it.

Looks can be deceiving…

You wouldn't take a second look at Susan Boyle if you passed her on the street. However, if you heard her voice that would be a different story. She may not be a looker but girlfriend has got some pipes! Check it. Dang!

Susan Boyle - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009

TUNE IN TONIGHT.

It's gonna be a hot.

Penelope is back!

Oh, how I've missed Penelope! Enjoy! xx.

Family Guy - A tribute.

I'm a new fan of Family Guy. I'm not sure where the hell I've been. The show is absolutely funny and brilliant. Check out a tribute to the show below. It's sweet. xx.

A little Little Britain while in Britain.

I'm outta here, beeyotch. Well - not for long but long enough! I'm taking a trip TONIGHT with RJH to the UK. I thought it appropriate (or not?) to feature a lil' Little Britain on my site in honor of our voyage to England to see his family. Check out the following episode. It's super good. I don't care what y'all say. This show is funny!! I could not be more thrilled that it's making it's US debut on HBO!! Check it out! xox.

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Pilobolus

An amazing team of performance and dance artists named Pilobolus were featured on the Conan O'Brien show a while back. Their bizzare and beautiful performance can be found below. Their detail is off the hook.



They were also featured on the Oscars last year and somehow I must have missed this - it's super duper amazing. Check it out! xox.

Tranny Tranny Tranny! (For Sale!)

Winner of last season's Christian Siriano just premeired his exclusive line for Bluefly.com. The average cost of the remaining items are about 500 bucks. Dang! That is a lot of queeny dollars. In the following video, the Prince of Tranny Hotness gives you a glimpse of his collection and also shows you how to work it on the runway. It's a walk-off, girl. Check out his collection HERE. xox.

Omarosa vs. Wendy Williams.

Two very tough ladies - one VERY uncomfortable interview. I loooooove me a good cat fight. These two woman know how to give as good as they get. I'm not sure either one of these ladies thought their conversation would go down quite so...well...ugly. You MUST check these clips out!!

Part 1


Part 2

10 Questions for Tim Gunn.

 

 Time Magazine sits down with style expert Tim Gunn from Project Runway. I love hearing this girl chat it up. He's such a lady. Work, girl!

The mystery man.

My fantastic friend Mark, sent me the following advert that is quite clever and entertaining. The commercial features what appears to be a menacing villain going about wreaking his daily havoc. It isn't until the end that you realize that he isn't a villain after all but rather...well...I'll let you see for yourself! This is so brilliant. Thanks Mark! xox.

Britain's Got Talent - Indeed!

Justin on Madge on Ellen.

....and I'm sorry but HOW HOT IS THAT PHOTO ABOVE?!? Damn!!

Parties get her HOT!

Kristen Wiig is brilliant. Check it out in case you missed it. xox.

Fierce is out. But what is in?

Project Runway winner Christian Sirano was recently on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. He was his typically over the top and hilarious self. He talked about a myriad of topics during the show and of course Craig asked him about his use of the word fierce. It was very cute. Check it out. xox.

Southpark Flashback.

Did you ever see the episode where Jennifer Lopez came to Southpark? Well, you can now. xox.

Promises, Promises!

Senator Barack Obama was on David Letterman's Late Show last evening delivering the Top Ten list for the evening. He listed his Top Ten Campaign promises. It's quite humorous.
Hillary was featured on the show at the end of the summer last year. If you missed it, her Top Ten Campaign Promises can be found below! Enjoy!

Thanks Andy for the heads up.

LOL.

In case you were wondering what ever happened to Paul Reubens (AKA Pee Wee Herman), I ran across an article that said he has recently joined the cast of Pushing Daisies. While I'm not very familiar with the new show, I am familiar with Paul's work as Pee Wee Herman. I LOOOOOOVED Pee Wee. Growing up I had the Pee Wee doll, Pee Wee watch, Pee Wee posters - you get the picture! I was a huge dorky Pee Wee fan. My Mom and I used to watch his show every Saturday morning. It was a weekly ritual. It didn't stop in my later years either. In college, my friend Kathleen and I would watch the movie, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, and giggle like schools girls. Anyway, while I was thinking about it, I thought I'd share a short clip from the movie. How cute was that film back in 1985?! LOVE IT! Enjoy! xox.

I Miss you Kathleen! Whenever I see Pee Wee I think of you! xoxox.

Little Britain

One of the funniest things to come out of England is the brilliant show Little Britain. The show totally reminds of an English version of the old school show that used to run on HBO called Kids in the Hall. I have included some of my favorite skits that are available online for your viewing enjoyment. They are absolutely hilarious. Enjoy. xoxox.

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"Deeeeesiiiiiiigneeeeers..."

Tim Gunn and his newest design hopefuls are on their way...

Penelope.

I think Kristen Wiig is one of the most talented cast members that Saturday Night Live has had in a very long time. Her timing is impeccable and all of her characters are brilliantly unique. One of my favorites is Kristen's character named Penelope. Penelope is a "one upper". If you have never experienced a "one upper" then you are quite lucky. I knew a few of these growing up. Some find this new character hilarious and some find it absolutely annoying. If it is the latter - my apologies - if not, enjoy. xox.

Penelope - The Dinner Party

Penelope - The New Tenant 

Sing it, beeeyotch!

Wowzers - Paul Potts has got some pipes. You would NEVER guess by looking at him!


(Thanks Matty! Visit Matty's blog today! It's full of good ol' loveliness so ch' ch' ch' che' check it out!)

I love this one...

I've been looking for this Saturday Night Live video where they spoof on Oprah for a while...it's awesome...

SNL Skit - Oprah's 50th Birthday

Snickers - Gone Nuts?

Snickers Super Bowl Web site promotes violence against gays?

I didn't watch the SuperBowl. I don't dig sports and I don't know enough to follow them on "special" nights either. I could be part of the many to watch just for the commercials and half time show but iiick..nah..I just couldn't be bothered. So apparently there was a commercial that came on for Snickers.

Instead of me explaining the commercial - watch it below -

So all in all the commercial itself isn't too controversial. It's just kind of stupid. What I didn't like (and I'm not alone) was the Snickers websites that have the various NFL players watching the commercial and reacting badly. VISIT THE SITE HERE. Now I'm not always one to jump on the band wagon that just because you are a public figure you have to be a role model but this public homophobia is just not sitting well with me. Bears Tight End Desmond Clark said on the site "Did they actually have to kiss like that? I hope they got paid a lot of money to do that." Another player bluntly states that it just "ain't right". I don't care if it's "right" or not. I don't think one way or the other Snickers or the NFL should be slinging their opinion. Think of all the young kids growing up who look up to these sports figures. Some of these kids might actually be gay and to see their hero publicly condemn them. Not good not good.

There are also 3 alternate endings that the viewer on the website can watch. After you watch all three, you can vote to see which version gets played during the Daytona 500. After the kiss, the guys have to "do something manly" - in one version they quickly resort to gay stereotypes after another man who sees the kiss walks by effeminately and asks is there is "room on this love boat", the other chooses violence to solve the issue and the last one has the two characters drinking motor oil and anti-freeze. So "manly men" drink anti-freeze and motor oil? Or is poisoning your self better than being gay?? WTF. I just do not get it at all.

UPDATE: AS I TYPE THIS I AM UNABLE TO ACCESS THE PLAYER VIDEOS  AND THE ALTERNATE ENDINGS THAT I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. PERHAPS SNICKERS HAS GOTTEN A CLUE AND REMOVED THEM??

UPDATE 2: THE SNICKERS SITE HAS BEEN UPDATED. YOU CAN NO LONGER VIEW THE CONTROVERSIAL AD. THE POWER OF OUR VOICE IS STRONG. WOOT!

Read two very interesting articles here at Americablog and Towleroad. Both blogs cover the story very very well. I hope they pull this ridiculous ad campaign immediately. This type of thing would never happen if the issue was race. However, in America, it's still ok to publicly and CORPORATELY blast gays. Enough is enough. Snickers and the MARS company can forget my business. It's no longer theirs to be had.

Brokeback to Dreamgirls?

In case you missed it, Jake Gyllenhaal hosted SNL last night. For all the fans of 'Brokeback' hoping for a reprise, I think you'll only be slightly disappointed. Mr. Gyllenhaal did his best Dreamgirls instead. (and he did it quite well in fact.)

Golden Moments...

Every night while eating dinner, my boyfriend and I watch the Golden Girls that have been automatically recorded with our DVR system. There isn't much TV that I record on a regular basis. Beyond Project Runway and maybe the CSI shows there isn't a whole lot of TV that I watch so steadily. The Golden Girls are just so so so classic. My favorite is Rose. He naiveness...her humor...her sweetness...ahh, i just think she is the best. My boyfriend's favorite is Blanche. Anyone who knows him would not be surprised by this fact. I think, like Sex and the City, there is a character that you automatically leans towards or identify with. Thank goodness for youtube.com because with that I am able to share with you one of my favorite clips. I won't delve in to the details of the clip, you'll see why I like it when you view it for yourself. So anyway...It's Sunday and I'm winding down from a very nice but busy weekend. I hope you are enjoying your day of rest. We need all the days of rest we can get. Life moves way to fast and we need to savor ever break, ever rest, every laugh and every golden moment. xox.